*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
(Source: devoures, via sorry)
"I’m cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I’m where God put me."
september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus
i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
|being in a fandom long term:||urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this
"there’s no time for a black widow movie"
"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.